Incredulous Maybe?


Too extraordinary and improbable to be believed! And for only $119.00 !!


I was perusing a cosmetics catalog and came across a NEW PRODUCT which created instant mirth! Tummy Flattening Gel - WOW - can you believe it? Would we all (or most) not love to have some of this!
It is a "topical slimming concentrate" which is touted as being "a Breakthrough Slimming Gel that works." And I am tall, thin and blond.

The product purportedly will make one's tummy look flatter and more well-defined - and you don't have to exert any more effort than rubbing the stuff on your tummy. No sit ups, ab machines, dieting.

AND - this wonder gel also claims to "reduce the appearance of bulging pockets of unsightly fat wherever they pop up." Gotta love it. It is so embarrassing when those bulging pockets of fat start popping up when I am in public. It will be great to just rub on some of this gel and get rid of them before anyone notices. I feel so much better now. Relieved to not have to worry about that one anymore.

So, call me a skeptic but, REALLY! If a gel could reduce my tummy I would buy it in a minute - even if it does cost $119.00. I would by a case of it to keep on hand for the pop-up bulges as well. But something just does not seem right here...is it that it might be irrational to expect a gel to do such wondrous and miraculous things when diet and exertion, targeted exercise and workouts cannot? Don't get me wrong. I do believe in miracles. I just do not believe in something for nothing - except $119.00.