THE ALL NEW MOSTLY TRUE ADVENTURES OF BABY BOY FLETCHER
On his first day, here on earth, the Goddess of the Universe (hereafter referred to as the goddess) made a visit to the hospital to meet the Baby Boy Fletcher. Her visit was unannounced so as to cause as little of a stir as possible to the hospital staff and patients. She was expert at avoiding the ever watchful paparazzi so it was not difficult for the goddess to make her way to the BBF’s room without discovery.
You may wonder why the goddess took an interest in the newborn child, floating in his netherworld of tubes, lights, and sterility. Well, I suppose it would be only fair to disclose that the goddess is the mother of Wonder Woman, making the BBF her grandson. As a matter of fact, her FIRST grandson. She was eager to see this marvel – a boy grandchild. To explore the mysteries of a boy grandchild. To determine his standing in her heart and her world, although this really was of no doubt given her experience with grandchildren and their ability to immediately stake out their forever place in her heart. And to assess the quality of his care, knowing how all too human we are, and mistakes are inevitable regardless of the professionalism of the attending staff. But mistakes were not an option when it came to the care of BBF and the goddess would assure his protection and care with her laying of the hands.
Even though, as a goddess, she carried no harm, she followed the rules of the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit and scrubbed and gowned before entering the realm of the BBF. She immediately went to her boy’s incubator, with no doubt in her mind that this was the one. All other objects in the room took on a blurry opacity except for that of the BBF. And he was shining and clear and wonderful! Goddesses cry, as demonstrated by the Goddess of the Universe as she stood at the side of her new grandson, filled with an unimaginable joy and peace. It was clear that the new grandchild’s boyness had no effect on his ability to leap into her heart and claim his spot for all eternity. She placed her hands on his back, feeling the life flowing through his tiny being. It felt strong, and good.
The Goddess of the Universe and the Baby Boy Fletcher had bonded.
